PERFECTION
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HERE IS A DISTRESSED JOHN WATSON CHIPMUNK
NO IT’S IT’S NOT!1!1!!1!!!!!
there’s nothing i can say through text that can convey how fucking hysterical that was and how much i laughed and how hard i laughed and that i actually was crying.
i’ve said i’ve laughed so hard i’ve cried but ohmygod not until today
yo. i don’t even watch this show and i about pissed myself.
(via gaysherlock)
Alternate ending to Scandal in Belgravia
(Source: crazybee, via 5646locked)
Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid
Proof kingdom hearts actually happened
omg
(via ktfranceebee)
ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.
REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART
DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.
ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS!
90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES.
OMG what is this LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Source: theamericankid, via helloyellojello)
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
Watching Family Feud
- Host: Name a type of bear.
- me: Dave Karofsky
A conversation about marriage (with some classmates)
- Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
- Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
- Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
- Classmates: ....
- Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
- Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
- Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
- Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
- Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
- Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
- Classmate #1: Yeah...
- Me: Does he love animals, too?
- Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
- Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
- Classmate #1: ....
- Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
